Przepisy, kawały, śmiech

'What's your father's

occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic

year.
'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy.
'How
interesting. What's his favourite trick?'
'He saws people in
half.'
'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?'
'One
half brother and two half sisters.'